mood: Smart ;) yet a bit obsessed and looney.
listening to: Depeche Mode

For those of you who do not know any better.

Q: How does a short haired girl look after sleeping on her hair?
A: Cute

Q: How does a short haired girl look in the morning?
A: Cute as a button

Q: How does a short haired girl look in the evening?
A: Just as good as the morning

Q: How does a short haired girl look in high humidity?
A: Sultry and cute of course

Q: How does a short haired girl look after working out?
A: Cute and sweaty

Q: How does a short haired girl look while driving?
A: Adorable like she does while doing anything else.

Q: How does a short haired girl look after a long day at work?
A: Cuter

Q: How does a short haired girl look while swimming?
A: Could she be any less than wet and cute?

Q: How does a short haired girl look wearing a dress?
A: Adorably Darling and cute

Q: How does a short haired girl look wearing jeans?
A: like a long haired girl wearing jeans except 100x more cute.

Q: How does a short haired girl look after an hour of styling her little bit of hair?
A: Cute

Q: How does a short haired girl look with some gel in the hair?
A: Just as cute!

Q: How does a short haired girl look after blow drying her hair?
A: Cute as it was wet

Q: How does a short haired girl look after towel drying her hair?
A: Cute as when she blow dried it duh

Q: How does a short haired girl look before getting her hair cut?
A: Well about the same except 100 times uncuter give or take a few times

Q: So do any of you men out there sympathize with me?
A: I hope so.

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Ok I will admit I am totally addicted to shopping at Amazon.com. I love to search for music and read reviews. A singualar message seems to dominate all negative reviews. "they have sold out." They say this band has sold out and I will never listen to them again they are too mainstream and therefore I must stop listening.

God forbid that you like somthing that other people may like to listen to. Actually what is wrong with writing a song that is only 4 minutes long? Do songs have to be 8 and 9 minutes long to be worth listening to? I like the shorter songs really because they don't wear out the content. I don't like some songs because they are soo long I don't wanta engage more time to listen to them.

Now` I am a big metal and goth rock fan. I was into the whole female fronted band from the beginning but now it seems there is lots of bands like that. So am I uncool to like3/4 of them because the genre is becoming more and more popular? I say not. Who freakin cares if it's popular or not.

These folks have issues they believe that they have to listen to the heaviest and most outlandish music to be cool and hip. They are scared spitless that they may enjoy music that someone else does. Really I wish thier kind would kinda disapear so people could give honest reviews of music.

Honest reviews, not just call an album trash! Ok if it is so awful why did you buy it and review it? Oh you must have just bought it just so you can complain that it doesn't sound nearly as good as another band you want to promote.

Really, just, go off in a corner and die, please, I can't tolerate people like that.

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mood: Grumpy
listening to: Skillit

Well well one million english words. The millionth word is "Web 2.0"

That is a pile crap!

That is not a word folks thats a phrase! I can't stand reading about about such retarded items in the news.

For it to be a word I think that it should have to first of all contain only letters. Be one unique group of letters with the syllables tied together properly by our 6 vowels, that describes a place, thing, concept or action. Oh guess what the words before it were “Jai Ho!” and “slumdog" the first term is hindi, not english people!, and the second is not a single word but two stuck together therefore is a phrase.

Fools quit messin with my language!

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mood: Happy
listening to: Creed
watching: Nothing

Man everything happen last Friday. So I am off work Friday, don't know about other people but i live in the south and we observe good friday. I get up about 10am and get ready to go cash my paycheck. I look out side and it seems like a decent day so I decide to wear my shorts and my Firefighter shirt. Boy I jinxed myself.

So I am about to starve so I head on out the door and my mom wants to go so I wait for her to get ready. And off we go to Banks Crossing. Banks crossing is like a city it has dozens of stores resturants, and two malls, and it's my district. So as I am ordering at Wendy's--- my pager goes off and there just has to be a residential fire. No lunch for Jacy, and it never fails every time I wear shorts I get a fire. Believe me firefighters do not wear shorts for a reason. Well after two hours of firefighting and hose rolling I return to Banks Crossing.

I get my mom to come walk through the mall with me to kill some time. She needs to go say hi to a friend there anyway--- beep beep there goes that dumb pager again. A three car accident at the Five Guys next to the mall. So I run like a maniac to my car I radio in saying 323 is en route. Put on my blinkers and honk the horn to the five guys. Grab my reflector and med bag, 323 on scene. There was only two cars and there is this good looking girl holding a baby and she has blood all over her blouse. But I was relieved she was not injured she was drinking something red and spilled it on herself. The other folks were ok as well. So I put the radio to my mouth gonna give dispatch a short report. When the med unit and the chief drove up. So I head on after they arrive.

By this time the weather was changing, started to rain, really hard. So by this time I had went homem, grabbed my brother and we went back once again to Banks Crossing. We were going through the taco bell and It hit me I told April I would meet her at the coffee shop for open mic night at seven. and i looked sure enough it was seven so I walk over to the coffee shop and sure enough she was there with her parents. So they had never met me but heard alot about me. So I try tuck my shirt in and make conversation. Turns out her dad is a computer geek like me and works for UGA. By now the rain is pouring and the tornado sirens are roaring!

And here comes my brother in his turnout gear and radio soaking wet! Hollering come on we got to evacuate the RV park! Well it was nice meeting you Mr. Boyer sir and you too MRS. Boyer yall have nice evening I need excused. I ran out the door and we sped over to Country Boys RV park about 2 miles away.

So I donn my gear, then me and joey meet with 335 he is activly evacuating the park of mostly retired persons gathering them together in the park office that is a brick structure. Me and Joey assist the folks to the restrooms, as the rain pours and the sirens roar and thunder rumbles. We stay for about two hours assuring everyone that they are in the safest place and watching for tornados.

By this time I am shriveled and water has soaked into my bones. So I stop by the fire staion behind wal-mart to get recouperated. So as I get my gear off and am standing there with my clothes wet and I pull up my wet socks beep beep! There is a 10-50 with injuries. So me and my bro slip our gear back on and jump into engine 311 with three more firemen. MAN oh boy it's fun to ride the Fire Engine!

Sure enough there were injuries. A young couple had hit a Sherriff deputy. The guy had broken his shoulder and was bleeding profusly from it. The girl was ok cept for neck pain, The medics cared for him while me and Joey helped put her on the back board and blocked up her head her head. After that I we all went back to the station and beep beep another residential fire. Tell me why people wanna burn down thier houses in the rain? Can't they do it on a nice dry sunny day? So hear I am speeding down 441 at about 70 and i get a call from my "it's complicated" friend telling me how much her folks liked me and some other issues not to be discussed on here. Anyway arrived on scene got got my soaked gear on and they joey grabbed a air pack and went in. So i started the ventilation fan to get rid of the smoke. So after about 30 minutes Joey and the captain came out and announced the fire out. After rolling up about 400 feet of 5 inch pipe, it's time to shovel out insulation from the trailor. It was hard to breathe because the fire had burst a gallon of clorox.

After that my knees a wobblin I made my way home at finally jumped into the bed at 1:30am.

So Friday was a real adventure.

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mood: Kinda nerdy 8-)
listening to: No Doubt(coming to ATL June 05 yea! :)
watching: TV is for Loozers that will never have any other joy in life.

I think I need an intervention. I never realized how bad I was till last monday. I took off for lunch after reading several hours on constructing homebrew WIFI antennas from pringle and soup cans. So I head through Wendy's drive thru and head over to wal-mart after totally boggling the dude at radio shack I just wanted a 50 ohm N-Type chassis mount connector and a N-Type female to SMA male and a 6 foot pigtail. They didn't have any of those things (worthless redneck town I live in. GRRR) So I walk into wal-mart in search of cans for my WIFI antenna. I got stuff in my pockets like everyone else right.

1 pair of latex gloves
1 PSP
1 Casio Scientific calculator
1 Caliper
1 16' tape measure
1 Verizon County cell phone
1 AT&T cell phone with full keyboard
1 6 foot USB cable
1 5 foot Cat5
and my backpack laptop bag
Wallet
Keys
$3.75 in nickles and dimes.
1 4 watt Fire EMS two way
2 fire pagers for two counties

Wearing my handy 511 boots with the zipper. Hey never know when i may have to respond to a emergency or disaster. I got on my Mr. Rogers T-shirt. I am walking up and down aisles with my caliper measuring various cans and recording the measurments in my phone.

See this really really fine looking petite chick with an adorable cropped hair do. With lips like Natilie Imbruglia and high heels that click and clack as she struts. So I look on, tongue hung out and knees wobbling. I want some of that so bad and then whats in her cart? Diapers of course, to accompany that big 2 caret marquee ring she is sporting.

Finnally after I gain my composure, I make it back to my expedition. I tune my xm radio to the new-wave station and man if Men without hats isn't jamming out the safety dance, Ah heaven.

Now after work I go straight home gotta put more music on the server. So I my sony 300 CD changer and start ripping. All my computers are networked wirelessly and I am remotely controlling through the internet as we speak.

So finally I decide to go to bed go down to my room and empty all my pockets strip down to my underwwear and climb up to my bed it's 5 foot above the floor I keep my server under my bed. say goodnight to the Audrey Hepburn poster on my wall. It's the only way i will ever sleep with her you know.

Anyway I think I have a well... nerd problem. But hey I don't wear glasses or put things in my shirt pockets or wear my pants on my nipples but I got issues none the less. Does anyone else relate to my day I described?

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Ignore the last blog. i got to thinking and decided a blog on networking would be way to complex.

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Would anyone be interested in a two or three part blog on home networking?

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mood: Belly full *burp*
listening to: What I am watching on youtube.
watching: Natilie Ibrugilia on youtube cuz she's soooo hot.


Have you ever wanted to remove ads from websites you visit often? I mean they are annoying and take time to load and slow your browsing down. IE has a restricted ites feature than can block unwanted ad web sites or any web site for that matter. Here is how you do it.

I am gonna remove an ad from amazon.com

Goto the properties window on the ad pic. By right clicking on the pic.





Now select the address like this. By clicking and dragging the mouse to selct.



you only need to get the address up to the .com/. Once selcted copy it. and now open your Internet Properties window. It's in the tools menu at the bottom.



Goto the security tab and click the restricted sites icon and then click sites


Now you got a list of bad sites that are blocked from opening. right click and paste the address of the ad in the text box

Click the add button and boom it's finished. That site will never come up again, after you restart IE.

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